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Archive for March 2009

Sex on the beach anyone?

March 29, 2009

We’ve had some awesome sex on many beaches in many countries.  The beach on the island of Roatan isn’t one of them.  I can sometimes handle mosquitos as they’re a great excuse for a playful slap on the ass, I can even handle the sand between my legs and in my mouth in exchange for a sweaty sexual romp on a humid […]

Busy being busy???

March 25, 2009

Every errand I run takes 3 days instead of the 30 minutes it’s supposed to.  It literally takes me all week to get just a few things done.   The maids here from 11:00 to 4:00.  She watches the dogs while I’m out, this gives me five hours a day four days a week to get my business done.  The […]

My Spanish Sucks

March 20, 2009

“Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kinda dumb with her fingers and her Thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead” – Smash Mouth – All Star . If anyone had bothered to tell me I was linguistically challenged I would have […]