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Sex on the beach anyone?

March 29, 2009

We’ve had some awesome sex on many beaches in many countries.  The beach on the island of Roatan isn’t one of them.  I can sometimes handle mosquitos as they’re a great excuse for a playful slap on the ass, I can even handle the sand between my legs and in my mouth in exchange for a sweaty sexual romp on a humid […]

Busy being busy???

March 25, 2009

Every errand I run takes 3 days instead of the 30 minutes it’s supposed to.  It literally takes me all week to get just a few things done.   The maids here from 11:00 to 4:00.  She watches the dogs while I’m out, this gives me five hours a day four days a week to get my business done.  The […]

My Spanish Sucks

March 20, 2009

“Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kinda dumb with her fingers and her Thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead” – Smash Mouth – All Star . If anyone had bothered to tell me I was linguistically challenged I would have […]

You gotta be shitting me. Bowling???

February 28, 2009

Once a week we find our slightly intoxicated asses upstairs in the bar, pool and bowling area of  Planet Bowl.  In the past, wearing used shoes and sticking my fingers in bowling ball holes where thousands of others have been before me never sounded very appealing. However with the right amount of alcohol I’ve found many things I wouldn’t normally consider […]

Food For Thought

February 23, 2009

  Being forced to order food off a menu in Spanish has to be some kind of karmic pay back for an awful thing I did in a past life.    Since I don’t abla espanyolee, I have two choices when it comes to ordering at a restaurant. The first choice is to pick from a picture on the menu, the second […]

What do you call a chili cookoff without chili?

February 18, 2009

  The Merida chili cookoff!  I’m SO not joking.    The cookoff / garage sale was advertised to start at 1:00 PM. We arrived at 1:20 and were told there wasn’t anymore more chili!    Being from Texas, Sanch and I had been to a lot of chili cook offs and they usually serve chili for at least three to five hours, sometimes longer.  We’re still having […]

We finally made it to Dzibilchaltun.

February 15, 2009

It’s a definite must see.  The building in front of the Temple of the Sun was totally mind blowing.  The Mayans used rooms in this building to experiment with space and dimensions.  These folks were way ahead of their time.   I realized to late that the ruins cover a large area of ground, to see them would mean […]

Letter From Sis

December 15, 2008

Howdy Ho Dear!!! I just went to my Dr. today and he would not do my letter for the need of an emotional support pet to travel in air craft to Honduras for me, that sucks. I had my letter and brought it to Dr. and all, so he didn’t even have to do any work, […]

New Maid

December 10, 2008

It’s 90 degree’s today with 59 percent humidity and it’s beautiful. The house is nice and cool, so far no need for AC but it’s only Dec.  When it was 90 in Honduras we’d be swimming in our own sweat and delirious from heat exhaustion, I guess humidity does make a difference.   We finally found a maid, […]

Busy but good

June 11, 2007

We’ve been good, busy but good. We’ve started packing and in the time it’s taken us to get this far – Sheila and Twinkle Toes have moved their home and business to a complete different state, Carlos lived through an entire semester of logic, Gator made yet another Rose bowl parade, Ney has been to […]